We'll send him cheesy movies
The worst we can find
He'll have to sit and watch them all
And we'll monitor his mind
Now keep in mind [Insert Host Name Here] can't control
When those movies begin or end
He'll try to keep his sanity
With the help of his robot friends
The worst we can find
He'll have to sit and watch them all
And we'll monitor his mind
Now keep in mind [Insert Host Name Here] can't control
When those movies begin or end
He'll try to keep his sanity
With the help of his robot friends
— The Mystery Science Theater 3000 theme, explaining the basic premise of the format.
ProtonJon: Aaahh, it's meeee, I'm Andross! Welcome to my house! It's big and green! Do you like my Infinity Gauntlets?! How do you feel about being slapped?! Annoying fly, I am the great Andross!
Chuggaaconroy: I'm never gonna have you play a serious game that I like, because you're just gonna ruin it forever with how you are!
Jon: (laughs) Oh, yeah! "They'll pay for this!"
Chuggaaconroy: I'm never gonna have you play a serious game that I like, because you're just gonna ruin it forever with how you are!
Jon: (laughs) Oh, yeah! "They'll pay for this!"
