You look like MC Hammer on crack, Humpty!
— Humpty Hump, alter-ego of Digital Underground's Shock G, referring to himself.
Why, I watched the first two-thirds of the MC Hammer: Behind The Music special, and if there's one thing I learned about money, it's that it never runs out!
— Cinnamon J. Scuddworth, Clone High
[MC Hammer] may not have been a thug, but he was from the streets and 'cuz he was generous enough to employ his entire neighbourhood, he had all sorts of gang connections and he was not afraid to use them. Many of the people who stepped to him have stories about coming close to death because they beefed with Hammer.
