Quotes / Living in a Furniture Store

Stevie: Wow, Ted, the place is very... New looking. Did you design the interior?
Ted: Oh, I wish! No, I found this website online that sells off old department store showrooms.
David: So the whole room—
Ted: Just gets delivered, as is! This is the "bachelor's den" here, and then that's the "executive dining lounge" that I got on black Friday.

— Schitt's Creek

Rod: This place is so normal it's almost suspicious.
Madame Pong: What do you mean?
Rod: It's like a magazine version of a real home. Too neat and perfect to be real.

— Aliens Ate My Homework

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