Quotes from the Littlest Pet Shop (2012) episode "Littlest Pet Shop of Horrors."
"Dude Is a Vampire" Lyrics
Music by Daniel Ingram
Lyrics by David Shayne
Russell: He's handsome and he's charming,
There's no denying that.
But although he must be disarming,
You cannot trust this bat.
I wouldn't make it up,
And you know I ain't a liar,
So you'd better listen to me, pup,
'Cause you're falling for a vampire!
Russell: The dude is a vampire,
A creature of the night!
It's your empty desire
So don't let him out of sight!
The dude is a vampire!
I'm telling you, it's true.
He's after something tasty,
So a doubter might be you!
Penny Ling: Oh, Russell, you're so wrong about Vlad.
Russell: Oh, you don't believe me? Well then, look in the mirror! No reflection!
Minka: No kidding! What mirror can contain that much handsome?
Vlad: The sun begins to rise,
And now I must retire.
Russell: That's 'cause dude, you are one hundred percent v—uh, he sleeps at sunrise, people! Come on, that's like, Vampire 101!
Russell: The dude is a vampire,
A creature of the night!
It's your empty desire
So don't let him out of sight!
The dude is a vampire!
I'm telling you, it's true.
He's after something tasty,
So a doubter might be you!
