The wolf attacked Little Red Hood, not knowing that Little Red Hood had... LASER EYE BEAMS!''
— Aku, Samurai Jack, "Aku's Fairy Tales"
"So, if Little Red Riding Hood should show up with a bazooka and a bad attitude, I expect you to chin the bitch!"
— Sgt. Harry G. Wells, Dog Soldiers
The Big Bad Wolf wanted to gobble up Little Red and her treats, but she had made one terrible mistake! Little Red Riding Hood was a trained warrior with a deadly mechanical scythe! (it's also a gun!)
— Narrator!Ozpin, RWBY Chibi
"This," thought the Big Bad Wolf as Little Red Riding Hood reloaded, "is why I voted for the Democrats."
— The LawDog Files
"Help! Help!" cried Little Red Struggling Hood as she attempted to knee Lupo in the balls.
Sgt. Wednesday: May I have a look in that basket, ma'am?
Little Blue Riding Hood: Be my guest.
Sgt. Wednesday: Let's see... sawn-off shotgun... knife... bludgeon... box of dum-dum shells... Nothing suspicious here.
— Little Blue Riding Hood by Stan Freberg
