"(Since I'm a fugitive, I better come up with a fake name!) Ah... Liu Bei... My name is... (sees a door) Guan... (sees a chicken & its feather) Yu... Guan Yu! ... Oh, goddammit! That's my real name!"
Dwight: I'm Michael...Scotch. (camera zooms in on roll of scotch tape)
— The Office (US), "New Boss"
Miranda: Could you tell me your name?
Daniel: My name? (Beat) I thought I gave it to you, dear.
Miranda: No.
Daniel: Oh—
[Daniel spots an article header: "Police Doubt Fire Was Accidental"]
Daniel: "Doubt fire"?
Miranda: I beg your pardon?
Daniel: Doubt... fire, dear? Mrs. Doubtfire.
Daniel: My name? (Beat) I thought I gave it to you, dear.
Miranda: No.
Daniel: Oh—
[Daniel spots an article header: "Police Doubt Fire Was Accidental"]
Daniel: "Doubt fire"?
Miranda: I beg your pardon?
Daniel: Doubt... fire, dear? Mrs. Doubtfire.
Waiter: What is your name?
Aladeen: Allison Burgers.
Waiter: That's a made-up name. What's your real name?
Aladeen: Ladis.
Waiter: Ladis what?
Aladeen: Ladis Washerum.
Waiter: So your name is like the sign. "Ladies Washroom"? That is a made-up name. What is your real name? I am interested. We are interested.
Aladeen: Emploice.
Waiter: Emploice what?
Aladeen: Emploice...Muswashans.
Waiter: That is a made-up name.
Aladeen: Okay.
Waiter: What is your real name?
Aladeen: Max.
Waiter: Max what?
Aladeen: Imumoocupancyu One-hundred-and-twenty.
Waiter: There's a number in the name?
