"How many shows have you seen where the guy is guilty because he failed a polygraph test? A lot of people believe that the polygraph test is infallible, to the point where it can be legally used by several states to determine if you're lying. In reality, a polygraph saying that you're lying is about as accurate as saying that you lied because you've gotten a cold sore. It's just as scientific."
—The Mysterious Mr. Enter, "Futher Thoughts on Peter-assment"
