"I think Adon is like one of the worst characters in the game."
— Justin Wong at EVO 2010, regarding Street Fighter IV. He would later get defeated by an Adon-using GamerBee and then go on to use Adon himself.
"Chicken Infested is a flaw from Dragon Magazine. Available only to commoners, it gives the commoner a 50% chance, whenever they draw an item, to get a chicken.
"What the creator failed to see is that when you draw an item from a spell component pouch or drop an item, it's a free action, so a commoner with this flaw can effectively create an infinite number of chickens as a free action."
"What the creator failed to see is that when you draw an item from a spell component pouch or drop an item, it's a free action, so a commoner with this flaw can effectively create an infinite number of chickens as a free action."
— Myou, Giant in the Playground forums
"The madness of cold-blooded murder'd overtaken Jigglypuff! He blasted Bowser to infinity with one massive-ass hit. And then he took three Falcon Punches like it wasn't even shit!"
— Egoraptor, SMASH!
"In Magic: The Gathering, there are four simple qualities for bad cards. If you have any one of these qualities, you are bad. If you have all four then Conley Woods will win a GP with you."
— toor314, FAQ: Scars of Mirrodin
"Riki can win by himself."
— Riki, Xenoblade Chronicles 1
"You know, when Jonathan Schultz and HUGE rolled into this competition, a lot of people thought they were just a joke...but it feels like the joke might be on us, Kenny. They're 3-0 on the year, and with a win tonight, would join Bronco, Bite Force, and Tombstone as the only 4-0 teams in 2018."
— Chris Rose, commentator for BattleBots. HUGE lost this following fight.
"In all the games that I've seen, the worst, most horrible, most awful beyond-comparison opponents ever seen were often weaker than the characters who fought them. They were simply well-armed and intelligent beings who were played by the DM to be utterly ruthless and clever. Tucker's Kobolds were like that."
— 1d4chan, on Tucker's Kobolds.
.Boomstick: 'Cause, yeah, remember when SpongeBob unraveled the universe? Considering the—
Wiz: No, I'm sorry, I need to do this one. This is... This is fucking insane. Compared to SpongeBob's size, the string's width is about 192 micrometers. We can use that to find the volume of, say, 1 meter of string, and compare that to the volume of the entire observable universe! Considering it took SpongeBob about 5 seconds, he would've had to be pulling at 8.2 x 10^78 times faster than light! (sharp inhale)
Boomstick: That's as many times faster than light as there are atoms in the universe!
Wiz: This... is the fastest calculable speed feat... in our show's history. AND IT BELONGS TO SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!
Wiz: No, I'm sorry, I need to do this one. This is... This is fucking insane. Compared to SpongeBob's size, the string's width is about 192 micrometers. We can use that to find the volume of, say, 1 meter of string, and compare that to the volume of the entire observable universe! Considering it took SpongeBob about 5 seconds, he would've had to be pulling at 8.2 x 10^78 times faster than light! (sharp inhale)
Boomstick: That's as many times faster than light as there are atoms in the universe!
Wiz: This... is the fastest calculable speed feat... in our show's history. AND IT BELONGS TO SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!
