I will not PH34R.
L33t is the brain killer.
L33t is the bastardization that brings an end to communication.
I will ignore the l33t.
I will allow it to go unanswered and unacknowledged.
And when I look back to see where the l33t once was, there will be nothing.
Only language will remain.
L33t is the brain killer.
L33t is the bastardization that brings an end to communication.
I will ignore the l33t.
I will allow it to go unanswered and unacknowledged.
And when I look back to see where the l33t once was, there will be nothing.
Only language will remain.
— ~Litany against L33T by Lone Wolf
Hammer Bro 1: AREA RESTRICTED. ALL NOOB INTRUDERS 2 B HAXORED BY US L33T HAMM3R BROZ.!
Hammer Bro 2: WE R TEH SHROOB ALLIES. WE ROXOR U AND THEN ROFL. THEN U AM CRY. WE RECEIVE ORDERS THRU ANTENNAS ON THESE L33T HELMETS. THEY R HOTNESS. WE MUST OBEY ALL ORDERS. WE LIKE 2 PWN NOOBS 4 TEH MASTER SHROOBZORS. U = NOOBS. BROZ. = L33T. PREPARE 4 TOTAL PWNAGE. WOOT! WOOT! WOOT! WOOT!
[...]
Hammer Bro 1: NOOBZ STILL R NOT PWNED. CONTINUE PWNERSHIP UNTIL ALL NOOBZ R PWNED.
Hammer Bro 2: TEH ESCAPE IS IMPOSSIBLE. WE R 2 L33T. WE OWNZ JOO. U WILL GET FLATZORED BY R L33T HAMMERS.
Hammer Bro 2: WE R TEH SHROOB ALLIES. WE ROXOR U AND THEN ROFL. THEN U AM CRY. WE RECEIVE ORDERS THRU ANTENNAS ON THESE L33T HELMETS. THEY R HOTNESS. WE MUST OBEY ALL ORDERS. WE LIKE 2 PWN NOOBS 4 TEH MASTER SHROOBZORS. U = NOOBS. BROZ. = L33T. PREPARE 4 TOTAL PWNAGE. WOOT! WOOT! WOOT! WOOT!
[...]
Hammer Bro 1: NOOBZ STILL R NOT PWNED. CONTINUE PWNERSHIP UNTIL ALL NOOBZ R PWNED.
Hammer Bro 2: TEH ESCAPE IS IMPOSSIBLE. WE R 2 L33T. WE OWNZ JOO. U WILL GET FLATZORED BY R L33T HAMMERS.
Headmaster: Yes! I am so 1337!
Optimus: Yeah? Well, I have no idea what that means!
Optimus: Yeah? Well, I have no idea what that means!
— Transformers: Animated, "Return of the Headmaster"
