Quotes / Law of Disproportionate Response

(Cursed Devo explains how Ebony Devil works.)
Polnareff: I haven't done anything that would make you have a grudge against me.
(Cursed Devo's cell phone rings.)
Cursed Devo: Hm?
(Cursed Devo answers it. Telence T. D'Arby was the one who called him.)
Cursed Devo: I thought I put it on silent mode, but it didn't stay silent. Damn you, Polnareff!
(The grudge meter increases.)
Polnareff: Uwahh! He powered up!

—Vaguely Recalling JoJo

Yellow fish: He helped me build a — a...AH-CHOO!!!
Other fish: Gesundheit. Bless you. (etc.)
(Beat)
Other fish: Ahem?
Squidward: ...What?
Other fish: (gasp)
Pink fish: He didn't say "bless you"!
Lifeguard fish: GET HIM!

—SpongeBob SquarePants