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Michael Douglas: She's my daughter! I'll pay you anything!
Gang banger: Naw, man, I just want to hide cocaine in your left chin! I could smuggle twenty kilos in there!
Douglas: Big deal! My dad's could hold fifty kilos.
MAD, Traffic (2000) parody

"If you don’t know who Ronn Moss is, there’s a good chance your jaw is going to unlock itself and quit your ass. Ronn Moss is a LEGEND (legend = Ridge Forrester on The Bold and the Beautiful) and his jawline is equally as legendary...Zoolander could pucker like Renée Zellweger giving fellatio to a Lemonhead, and he still wouldn’t get Ronn’s organically beautiful jawline!
You know how some dudes spend years in the gym trying to get that V muscle under their abs? Well, Ronn was naturally born with a V muscle and he didn’t have to lift one stupid weight to get it. Yes, Ronn’s V muscle on his face, but he’s still got it. I swear, watching Ron chew on steak fat is probably a magical and spiritual experience. Let me add that one to my bucket list."
Michael K., "Ronn Moss is Mesmerizing"

"So what kind of men were [the Commandoes]? Well if popular myth is anything to go by, they were lantern-jawed killing machines who could head-butt their way through oak doors."
Jeremy Clarkson, "The Greatest Raid Of All"

The Joker: Yes... just look at you... desperate to be feared, you want to be perceived as a monster, draped in black. And yet... you leave that little window... a glimpse at the perfection underneath. Obvious - the chiseled good looks - not the jaw, the mouth of a monster... why do you let it be seen? Tell me why.
Batman: To mock you.
Joker

The Doctor: Oi, what is wrong with my chin?!
Oswin: Careful, dear. You'll put someone's eye out.
Doctor Who, "Asylum of the Daleks"

"He's got a good chin. You can't have Batman with a weak chin."

VanBuskirk used his formidable jaw to press down the chin-switch for the all-hands circuit.


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