Quotes / Lampshaded Double Entendre

"Now who wants to go swimming in my pool? And by pool, I mean bathtub. And by swimming, I mean SEX!"

— JFK, Clone High

(regarding Blue Skull's association to Artemis)

Athena: (suspiciously) "You — Who are you to her?!"

Blue Skull: (smug grin) "Well... you could say I'm her "therapist". Let's leave it at that, for now."

— Don't Meddle with My Daughter!

Get you where you wanna go, if you know what I mean
Got a ride that's smoother than a limousine
Can you handle the curves, can you run all the lights
If you can, baby boy then we can go all night
'Cause it's zero to sixty in three point five
Baby you got the keys
Now shut up and drive, drive, drive
Shut up and drive, drive, drive

— Rihanna, "Shut Up And Drive" Not the only part of the song that's so blatant that the Double Entendres turn into single entendres, mind you.

All night, show it, just you and the crowd
Doing tricks you've never seen
And I bet that I can make you believe
In love and sex and magic
So let me drive my body around you
I bet you know what I mean
Cause you know that I can make you believe
In love and sex and magic''

— Ciara, "Love Sex Magic" Again with the "driving" metaphor..

Interviewee: There will be many, uh, second honeymoons...

Jon: [They're] going to get laid, is what he's trying to say. The miners, when they get home, will probably have a nice bowl of soup, and then they're all gonna get laid. It is what it is.

— The Daily Show

Brad: I saw your report; it came up a little short, if you know what I'm talkin' about.

Ryan: Well, I've been having a little problem with my RAM, if you get my drift.

Colin: Everyone's been laughing at your briefs, if you know what I mean.

*Beat*

Ryan: ...No, I don't know what you mean.

— Whose Line Is It Anyway?, during an office sketch

Mal: If you ever think about unloading this place, I might be able to help you out.
Gomez: Out of the question! These four acres have been in my family ever since Queen Isabella of Spain deeded it to my great ancestor, Alfonso the Enormous, for services rendered.
Mal: What services?
Gomez: ...Alfonso the enormous. Do I have to draw you a diagram?

— The Addams Family, The Musical

"Pause!"

— Dashie Games

Black: haa I get it. You meant something else and that's why it's funny.

— Black Adventures [1]

Larry: Oz, I would love to get me some of that Buffy and Willow action, if you know what I mean.
Oz: That's great, Larry. You've really mastered the single entendre.

— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Phases"

"So tell me, buddy, [...] Exactly how far didja... y'know... melt the ice queen, if ya know what I mean?"

— Touji, Children of an Elder God, chapter 4

Mimi: Anyone wanna help me pick some strawberries?
Kurt: Nope, but I'll give you a hand with those melons! Talkin' about her boobs. You guys get me, right?

— The Final Girls

"Soooo, you’re Victor’s kid?" She asks as she takes a big gulp of her drink.

"Yeah?" Of course it’s not like dad was a nobody, but it’s still a weird thing to ask.

"Nah. I just saw him. He had his little 'meetings' with my parents. And yeah, I mean exactly what you think I mean."

— Trials in Tainted Space

Carmelita: Look, Sly. For once let's cut the flirty chit-chat and get down to business. I need an experienced tail gunner. Jump in and grab the gun. We got a bird to take down.
(beat)
Sly: That's not flirty chit-chat?

— Sly 2: Band of Thieves

"I'd never have a problem with the ladies, especially when I've a broadside aimed at their sailboat... Savvy?"

— Captain LeFwee, Sly 3: Honor Among Thieves

"Hi, my name is Hobie, Hobie Brown… I was bitten by a— Wouldn't you like to know? Get what I mean?"

— Hobie Brown/Spider-Punk, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

Wolf: The "Meet and Meat" is no joke. There's, uh... how do I say this? A lot of pool cues, not a lot of pockets, if you know what I mean.
Judy: No. What do you mean?
Wolf: A lot of hot dogs, not a lot of buns.
Judy: Huh?
Honeybee: What he's saying is there'll be tons of, uh, Washington Monuments, not a lot of Grand Canyons. Do we need to spell this out for you?
Judy: Maybe.
Wolf: A lot of letters, not a lot of envelopes.
Honeybee: A lot of prairie dogs, not a lot of prairie dog holes.
Ham: A lot of feet, not a lot of socks.
Wolf: Ham gets it.
Moon: Tons of... DVDs, not a ton of... DVD shelves to put 'em on?
Wolf: Oh, uh, kinda. Yeah. Good try, Moon. A lot of Andre the Giants, not a lot of gigantic sleeping bags.
Judy: Uh, what are you guys talking about?!
Wolf: A lot of men, very few women.
Judy: Oh... okay, then, yeah.

—The Great North, "Romantic Meat-Based Adventure"

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