"Trust me, the lab coat is the modern equivalent to a robe of royal purple. It separates the intellectual haves from the have-nots."
— Princess Jobe Wilkins, "The Second Book of Jobe, Part 3", Whateley Universe
Stacy: Who's this pharmacist?
Doofenshmirtz: Really? Really? Why does everyone just stampede to that conclusion? Other people wear lab coats, you know. Why don't you say, "Oh look, a rocket scientist." Or a veterinarian?
Stacy: Are you a veterinarian?
Doofenshmirtz: No, but that's not the point.
Doofenshmirtz: Really? Really? Why does everyone just stampede to that conclusion? Other people wear lab coats, you know. Why don't you say, "Oh look, a rocket scientist." Or a veterinarian?
Stacy: Are you a veterinarian?
Doofenshmirtz: No, but that's not the point.
— Phineas and Ferb, "Happy Birthday, Isabella"
Professor: Miss Pritchard, this is only a theory class. Why are you wearing a lab coat?
Raven: I dunno, it just feels so much more... sciencey this way.
Raven: I dunno, it just feels so much more... sciencey this way.
"So, I would look like a pharmacist, I would wear the white coat. 'Cause without the white coat, you're just a drug dealer."
— Iliza Shlesinger, War Paint
