Pacha: For the last time, it was not a kiss!
Kuzco: Well, whatever you call it, it was disgusting! And if you would have done what I had ordered you to do in the first place, we all could have been spared of your little "kiss of life"!
Nott: Let's take a look at this: your lips pressed against each others, it meant something, did it-how did it make you feel?
Jester: Like...I wasn't dead.
Nott: Yeah, alive, yeah, that is the feeling. And did it make your heart beat faster than being completely stopped; is that how it was?
Jester: Yeah, I think so. I mean, not dead.
Nott: If I had to do my first kiss over again I would want all of those things.
Jester: Really?
Nott: Yes! That's the best first kiss!
