"AAAHHHH!! DO NOT ADD WATER!!"
—The Liquidator, Darkwing Duck, "Just Us Justice Ducks"
"You monster! Now I'm wet!"
—A random citizen who got splashed by Khaka Peu Peu in the Phineas and Ferb episode "The Beak"
"H2 OH NOOO!"
—Dracula is a Racist
I'm melting! Who would have ever thought that a small amount of liquid would fall on ME?
—Mom, Futurama, "Anthology of Interest II"
"This [X] is all wet! It's completely useless now!"
—Old Man's catchphrase, Phelous
"How do you suppose she ever took a bath?"
"[insert character here] has the same weakness as the aliens from Signs".
