"Things are lookin' up from here on, 'toads! - And I do mean up!"
— Professor T. Bird, Battletoads
Hella Jeff: I warned you about stairs bro!!!!! I told you dog!
Sweet Bro: IT KEEPS HAPPENING
"Who the hell... puts an evac station... up 30 flights of goddamn stairs!?"
— Coach, Left 4 Dead 2
"Oh my god. So many stairs...! I'd like to find whoever invented the stairs and push him down these stairs...! Just to show him how stupid stairs are...! Then his legs will be broken, and he will no longer be able to climb the stairs anymore...!"
—Seto Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series, Episode 54
"Ah, never too many stairs. I got a bad feeling about this. ♬ Stairs, they go on... / Forever they go on... / On, and on, and on... ♬
Prompto Argentum, Final Fantasy XV
