Flora: Mr. Smith has never done anything to hurt you.
Albert: He's WHITE! That's good enough for me.
— Highway to Heaven - Back to Oakland
Spider-Man: Hence the—
Eddie Brock: Immediate dislike of you. Yeah.
— Absolute Carnage, Spider-Man and Eddie talk about Dylan.
I hate Jay so fucking much. I think he might be the worst person you ever created.
— Jonah (to God during his Prayer of Malice), This Is the End
I don't care if he is the nicest guy in the world. He's a jerk. End of story.
Homer Simpson on Ned Flanders, The Simpsons
Josh: Y'know what, "The Goosh"? You're full of it! Enough with the nice guy act!
The Goosh: Act? I'm nice! I'm a nice guy.
The Goosh: Act? I'm nice! I'm a nice guy.
—Close Enough, "Skate Dad"
