Coin-operated self-destruct? Not one of my better ideas.
— Plankton, SpongeBob SquarePants, "Imitation Krabs"
Pogo Blah 1: Oops! I accidentally pressed the H-Bomb button!
Pogo Blah 2: Wait, why the hell would there just happen to be an H-Bomb—
[nuclear explosion]
Pogo Blah 2: Wait, why the hell would there just happen to be an H-Bomb—
[nuclear explosion]
A heater!? Who puts a HEATER in an ICE CREAM FACTORY?!
— The Delightful Children from Down the Lane, Codename: Kids Next Door, “Operation I-SCREAM”
Idiots! Don't let them near the glowing red weak point! [Beat] Why does it even HAVE a weak point? Couldn't you put a cover on it?
—Skullmageddon when his giant tank is deployed, Double Dragon Neon
Why even have a self-destruct button on your airship?! That's just bad engineering!
—Huey, Paper Mario: Color Splash
Hey all, Scott here, and consider yourself not Scott, because you could never be as desperate as I am right now. I was looking up houses for sale, and decided it was time for my weekly ponder sesh about how I'll never own a house. 'Course, my elbow was on the "Buy House" key on the keyboard the whole time. [Beat] I bought f*cking twenty of 'em!
—Scott The Woz, "Get Rich Quick!"
