Topher Brink: You know what I like? Brown Sauce? What's it made of? Science doesn't know!
Adelle DeWitt: It's made of brown.
Topher Brink: Brown...mined from the earth by the hard scrabble brown miners of north Brownderton!
Adelle DeWitt: Oh my god, I find lentils completely incomprehensible.
Adelle DeWitt: It's made of brown.
Topher Brink: Brown...mined from the earth by the hard scrabble brown miners of north Brownderton!
Adelle DeWitt: Oh my god, I find lentils completely incomprehensible.
—Dollhouse, "Echoes"
Rodney: YESS, theyweretheretooandtherewerethetwoguards; theywerehugeanddumbandtotakethemoutIhadtotakesomeoftheenzyme!
Weir: You took some of the enzyme?!
Rodney: NONONONONONONONO, Ididn'ttakesomeoftheenzyme, ItookaLOToftheenzymetotakeouttheseguards, youshould'veseenmeIwasAMAZING!!!
Weir: You took some of the enzyme?!
Rodney: NONONONONONONONO, Ididn'ttakesomeoftheenzyme, ItookaLOToftheenzymetotakeouttheseguards, youshould'veseenmeIwasAMAZING!!!
"If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifixion was actually there, it would've been like Woodstock. I was actually at Woodstock. That was a *weird* gig. I fed off a flower-person, and I spent the next six hours watching my hand move."
— Spike, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"She smirks, and after a moment of silence the scent of bright cherries floods the air. Terezi’s knees go weak at the smell, and she opens her mouth, trying to taste as much of it as possible. Blueberry throws itself into the mix with wild abandon, and it’s the more wonderful than she could have ever imagined. Colors burst in her mind’s eye, and she moans from the taste itself, senses overrun with pure pleasure."
— Homestuck fic Complimentary
"Happy needle is happy..."
[Brian approaches Stewie, who's at the wheel of the Winnebago all buzzed and jittery]
Brian: Are you all right?
Stewie: NEVER BETTER! I GOT SOME PEP PILLS FROM A TRUCKER AT THE LAST STOP! KEEPS ME AWAKE!
Brian: You took pills?
Stewie: WEST COAST TURNAROUNDS! TRUCKER SAID TO ONLY TAKE ONE, BUT I TOOK ALL OF THEM!
Brian: Look, maybe you should slow down.
Stewie: WHY?! WE'RE MAKING GOOD TIME!
Brian: We're not even on the road!
Stewie: HUH?!
Brian: I said we're not even on the road!
Stewie: DON'T NEED TO BE! COMPASS SAYS WEST, THAT'S WHERE WE'RE HEADED!
Brian: Stewie, we're in the middle of the desert!
Stewie: I KNOW! IMAGINE THE NADS ON THOSE GUYS WHO DID THIS ON A WAGON! PIONEERS, BRIAN! WE SHARE THEIR SPIRIT! MANIFEST DESTINY!
Brian: Alright, that's it! Give me the wheel!
Stewie: GO TO HELL!
[the two fight over the wheel until the van launches over a sand dune and crashes; Stewie keeps manically steering until the airbag deploys, at which he immediately falls asleep]
Brian: Are you all right?
Stewie: NEVER BETTER! I GOT SOME PEP PILLS FROM A TRUCKER AT THE LAST STOP! KEEPS ME AWAKE!
Brian: You took pills?
Stewie: WEST COAST TURNAROUNDS! TRUCKER SAID TO ONLY TAKE ONE, BUT I TOOK ALL OF THEM!
Brian: Look, maybe you should slow down.
Stewie: WHY?! WE'RE MAKING GOOD TIME!
Brian: We're not even on the road!
Stewie: HUH?!
Brian: I said we're not even on the road!
Stewie: DON'T NEED TO BE! COMPASS SAYS WEST, THAT'S WHERE WE'RE HEADED!
Brian: Stewie, we're in the middle of the desert!
Stewie: I KNOW! IMAGINE THE NADS ON THOSE GUYS WHO DID THIS ON A WAGON! PIONEERS, BRIAN! WE SHARE THEIR SPIRIT! MANIFEST DESTINY!
Brian: Alright, that's it! Give me the wheel!
Stewie: GO TO HELL!
[the two fight over the wheel until the van launches over a sand dune and crashes; Stewie keeps manically steering until the airbag deploys, at which he immediately falls asleep]
—Family Guy, "Bango Was His Name-O"
Wildewinde: Oh, Doctor! Thank goodness you've come. They all think Wildey-winde's intoxicated.
Dr. Hare: And is he?
Dr. Hare: And is he?
