"If you're going to be racist, at least get your stereotypes right, you ignorant sack of shit! Karate isn't Chinese, it's Japanese! And you're doing it in a Taekwondo studio which is Korean, you fucking jackoff!"
"From the shaolin temple of Shin Sha Shu, comes the one who is the most powerful, fastest, and stuffed with love, onions, and courage, great grandmaster, Sumo Momo!"
— Simple Samosa, "Sumo Momo"note
Elenor: Is your real name Jianyu?
Jason: No, it's Jason Mendoza. And by the way, everyone here thinks I'm Taiwanese. I'm Filipino. That's racist. Heaven is so racist.
Jason: No, it's Jason Mendoza. And by the way, everyone here thinks I'm Taiwanese. I'm Filipino. That's racist. Heaven is so racist.
While we're at it, we'll call this country "Chinapan", a mystic country seen from the West where Chinese buildings can be found in Tokyo and where old Chinese masters teach kung-fu on every street corner and the national hymn is [the Oriental riff
].
].—Joueur du Grenier on Shaq Fu's setting.
"I hate when white people say, 'Oh I just can't tell you Asians apart! Tee-hee-hee!' Um, why do you need to tell us apart? Are we going to be separated for some reason? I can't tell us apart. I was not born with a chip in my head that identifies every Asiatic person I come across. *Beep beep beep* [robotic voice] Filipino..."
Francine: Is that a Chinese baby?!
Stan: Sure is! Japanese, to be specific!
Stan: Sure is! Japanese, to be specific!
—American Dad!, "Stan Knows Best"
