"It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there!"
"I'll tell you what. Why don't we take all these bricks and build a shelter for the homeless, so maybe your mother will have a place to stay."
"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
"Hey baby what is your problem? Huh, you got a problem? You're good looking, you got a beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face, all these guys in love with you. Only you got a look in your eye like you haven't been fucked in a year!"
