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"Now grab me and be filled with this era's knowledge and experience of martial arts!"
'Who am I even going to use that on?' Shirou frowned. "I can't see how it's necessary for me to know all that."
"And I can't see how you can't see that it's awesome to do so!"

Film

Maria Hill: When did you become an expert in thermonuclear astrophysics?

Live-Action TV

Sarah: How does the Shogun even know how to operate your suit?
Ray: I designed it so that an idiot could use it.
Mick: An idiot does.

Western Animation

"Hey, you guys, did you know I could totally play the organ? Because I didn't!"

"Second place isn't so bad, for my first time driving a car!"
Stevonnie, Steven Universe

Jonas Venture Jr.: [The contracts] were addressed to Dr. Venture, and since you've been gone I've received two doctorates. So, I'm a Dr. Venture, too.
Rusty Venture: ...I was only gone a month.

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