"Holy shit, our security is atrocious."
—Sterling Archer, Archer
In the rush to clean up the debian-openssl fiasco, a number of other major security holes have been uncovered:
Fedora Core: Vulnerable to certain decoder rings
Xandros (EEE PC): Gives root access if asked in a stern voice
Gentoo: Vulnerable to flattery
Slackware: Gives root access if user says Elvish word for "friend"
Ubuntu: Turns out distro is actually just Windows Vista with a few custom Themes.
Ubuntu: Turns out distro is actually just Windows Vista with a few custom Themes.
—xkcd #424: Security Holes
Jake: <Mr. King gave us an access code that'll get us into the main computer. Everybody memorize it: Six.>
Rachel: <Six?>
Jake: <Six.>
Rachel: [sighs] <You know, I'm sure the Pemalites were wonderful people and all, but using a single-digit security code? I mean, good grief. What a bunch of idiots.>
Cassie: <They trusted.>
Rachel: <They're dead.>
Cassie: <They trusted.>
Rachel: <They're dead.>
—Animorphs #27: The Exposed
