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Mr. Krabs: Why I ought to make you paint the Krusty Krab for using such language!
SpongeBob: But Mr. Krabs, we were just using our sentence enhancers.
Patrick: Yeah, it's fancy talk.
Mr. Krabs: There's nothing fancy about that word.
SpongeBob: You mean (dolphin noise)?
Mr. Krabs: Yes! Now quit saying it; it's a bad word!
SpongeBob and Patrick: Bad word?! (rub their tongues)
Mr. Krabs: Yes sirree! That's bad word number eleven. In fact there are thirteen bad words you should never use.
SpongeBob SquarePants, "Sailor Mouth"

Pound Cake: Wha' does peeved mean?
Pumpkin Cake: (after her and Pound's mother looks shocked) Is peeved a bad wowd?
Mrs. Cake: Yes, it is a very bad word. It is so bad, we do NOT use it! Where did you two learn such a vulgar and inappropriate word?!

Angelica Pickles: Well, which word is the bad one, Daddy?
Drew Pickles: We'll, its... I mean, it's the w— Look, maybe it would just be better if you didn't say ANY of those words anymore, Angelica.
Angelica: Is it 'we're'?
Drew: "Angelica!
Angelica: Is it 'all'?
Charlotte Pickles: Angelica, you are not to say that word again!
Angelica: Is it 'little'?
Drew: (angry) Angelica! If you say that word one more time, we are not going to take you to be at Miss Carol's show!
Angelica: (gasps) Oh, you mean it's (jackhammer sound)!
Rugrats, "The Word of the Day"

Sunshine: Mommy, is f[Sound-Effect Bleep] a bad word?
Twilight Sparkle: Yes.

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