My motto is, you can't spell "Who cares?" with H.R.
—Catbert, Dilbert
In the United States, organized crime is called "cosa nostra". Up here it's called "the Human Resources Department".
— Comedian Dave Broadfoot
Now, Squidward, you wouldn't want to have to talk to Human Resources... (points to a huge, intimidating thug) ...would you?
—Carl, SpongeBob SquarePants, "Selling Out"