"The characters don’t even look like chickens. They don’t have beaks, combs, or waddles. Are they like... escaped victims of some horrible fast food chain that removed all of their parts before they escaped?"
Rimmer: [...] and a strange man with large teeth.
Cat: Hey! I'm a cat!
Rimmer, sarcastically: Of course you are!
N. Gin: Greetings, cat! I'll be running today's experiment!
Neo Cortex: For the last time, it's not a cat! It's a bandicoot!
N. Gin: Bandicoot? Hmph. Doesn't look like a bandicoot.
— Neo Cortex and N. Gin, in reference to Coco Bandicoot, Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time
Tom: Okay, pal. I want answers. Who are you? And what are you?
Sonic: I'm a hedgehog. I feel like that's obvious.
Sonic: I'm a hedgehog. I feel like that's obvious.
— Sonic and Tom Wachowski first meeting in Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)
"[The Conductor] is a... uh... bird-ish thing? Is he even a bird? I have no idea. Birds don't usually have teeth, but this guy does. It's creepy."
—Hat Kid's diary, A Hat in Time
Dark Blade of Fire: So long, little piggy!
Moobeard: Piggy? I'm a cow!
Dark Blade of Fire: Beat Really? Wow.
Moobeard: Piggy? I'm a cow!
Dark Blade of Fire: Beat Really? Wow.
Computer: Do you know your friend turned into a little tree kangaroo thing?
Dave: Gerbil.
Computer: Oh, come on.
Dave: No, really. We don't have a very good artist.
Narrator: What is this? No, that is most certainly not a hedgehog. I'm not even certain that's an animal.
Sonic: (yawns) What a nice day!
Narrator: (expresses disgust) Definitely not an animal! Get this away!
Sonic: (yawns) What a nice day!
Narrator: (expresses disgust) Definitely not an animal! Get this away!
— "The Wild Hedgehog"
by Jehtt
by JehttJames: And yeah, they say that thing's a bear, even though it's a dog if I've ever seen one! Put him behind a piano and it's fuckin' Rowlf!
— James A. Janisse on the titular character from Benny Loves You, Dead Meat
