"And thirdly, if I can sustain that note in the middle without my eyeballs popping out or my trousers falling down... (audience laughs) ...I think we should be reasonably secure for the rest of the evening."
— Michael Crawford, on why he opened a concert with "Gethsemane" from Jesus Christ Superstar
How many syllables does the word "Gloria" have?
Eighteen.
— Catholic joke
