Quotes / In Case You Forgot Who Wrote It

Clive Barker's "Clive Barker's Jericho", by Clive Barker...

—Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw's Zero Punctuation by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw, Clive Barker's Jericho review

"I don't have time to look up who directed Ang Lee's The Hulk, but you can probably find it on IMDb"

— Cracked, "The 7 Most Common CGI Screw-Ups (Explained)"

"I myself wrote and starred in the programme, but modesty precludes me from ever telling you my name, save for one cryptic clue hidden deep within the title..."

— Unknown Writer and Star of John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme

When Francis Ford Coppola’s film Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992) was released in cinemas, it was accompanied by a novelization by Fred Saberhagen. Two years later, when Kenneth Branagh’s Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein (1994) was nearing completion, Saberhagen reportedly offered his services for that novelization as well. When asked why, he stated simply that the book’s cover could then read: ‘Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein, by the author of Bram Stoker’s Dracula.’ His offer was turned down presumably because, as Victor Frankenstein once said, ‘Oh! No mortal could support the horror of that countenance.'

—George Pendle

Once upon a time there was credit to give
But now they're only twisting my hand
Nothing I can say
Total Eclipse of the Brand

— JonTron, singing about The Software Toolworks' Star Wars Chess title screen, where the company's name was larger than the title.

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