"And when you kill this bird, it drops a sword. Why would a bird be carrying around a sword? And where was it keeping it anyway? [...] Are they shoving these things up their asses?"
— Third Rate Gamer discussing Battletoads
Narrator: The Bard, having slain the random wolf, found that it had digested not only the contents of a small treasury but also various household goods... Wait, am I reading that correctly? That can't be right.
Bard: You'd be surprised. I find all kinds of things inside these beasties. Did I ever tell you about the time I killed this rat and out popped an entire chest...
Bard: You'd be surprised. I find all kinds of things inside these beasties. Did I ever tell you about the time I killed this rat and out popped an entire chest...
"The zombies drop feathers because I don't know what they should drop."
— Notch, creator of Minecraft
"It's not 'why did this dog have a sniper rifle?', It's 'why did this dog refuse to use it against me?'"
—Woolie on Parasite Eve, Two Best Friends Play
"One time, I scrubbed the mold out of the Guild showers and it dropped 2d4 copper pieces and a potion of fire resistance."
— Haley Starshine, The Order of the Stick
"Alchemy ingredient. A strange item indeed, given that kings usually don't lay eggs."
Egg of the King, Luxaren Allure
"What the hell is a "Secret Gem?!" Why do you keep killing us for them?!"
A constantly Farmed Monster given intelligence via Holodeck Malfunction., Fate/Grand Order
