Quotes / Imagined Innuendo

Barney: Woah, Ted, that thing you're packing's way too big to fit in that box.
Ted: Yeah, that's what your mom said.
Barney: How dare you!
Ted: No, she actually said that.
Loretta: (walks in) Oh dear, I thought I told you that's just not gonna fit in there.

— How I Met Your Mother, "Cleaning House"

Miroku: Inuyasha, Kagome was not acting her usual self. Exactly what happened between you and Kikyo?
Inuyasha: Same thing that goes on when you're with a woman.
Miroku: Ghastly! You mean you did that right in front of Kagome?
Inuyasha: Maybe you should explain what you do with women!

— Inuyasha

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