"This is not America's Next Top Best Friend!"
— Jade, America's Next Top Model Cycle 6
"What's with all the lovin'? Hello?! This is Total Drama, not Total Friendship!"
— Courtney, Total Drama All-Stars
"I don't have to be your friend! This is not RuPaul's Best Friend Race!"
— Lashauwn Beyond, RuPaul's Drag Race Season 4
"The fate of Equestria does not rest on me making friends!"
— Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
"There was no use making friends with potential enemies."
"I always hear people get on this show and they say "I'm not here to make any friends." And I'm, like, "Well, I am. Be my friend. Let's have an authentic and genuine connection and bond. That way when I get to the end, you can vote me the million. And then we can go out for pizza and coffee afterwards."
— Morriah, in her intro sequence in the premiere of Survivor 43
