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Music
If I'm not back in a week, tell the crew I said peace and lay low
Strays don't vacate slow
Strays don't vacate slow
— Aesop Rock, "Babies with Guns"
Live-Action TV
Jenna: If something happens to you... if we don't hear or we can't get you back?
Blake: You must decide for yourselves. But I wouldn't want you to leave too soon.
Avon: [Psychotic Smirk] Oh, come on, Blake. Do you really think we'd leave you down there?
Jenna: [Death Glare at Avon] No, we wouldn't.
Blake: No, I don't think you would.
Blake: You must decide for yourselves. But I wouldn't want you to leave too soon.
Avon: [Psychotic Smirk] Oh, come on, Blake. Do you really think we'd leave you down there?
Jenna: [Death Glare at Avon] No, we wouldn't.
Blake: No, I don't think you would.
— Blake's 7, "Cygnus Alpha"
Maxwell Smart: Listen, 99. In case I don't get out of this alive and you do...
99: [upset] Max, you will get out of this alive!
Maxwell Smart: Well just in case I don't, 99, I'd like you to do me a favor. I don't want a big funeral. I... I'd just like a few of my close friends to get together and... try to bring me back to life.
99: [upset] Max, you will get out of this alive!
Maxwell Smart: Well just in case I don't, 99, I'd like you to do me a favor. I don't want a big funeral. I... I'd just like a few of my close friends to get together and... try to bring me back to life.
— Get Smart, "The Greatest Spy on Earth"
Dr. Bashir: Is there anything you need me to do while you're gone?
Garak: Like what?
Dr. Bashir: I don't know. Any unfinished business.
Garak: Actually, doctor, there is something.
Dr. Bashir: What?
Garak: If you go to my quarters and examine the bulkhead next to the replicator, you'll notice there's a false panel. Behind that panel is a compartment containing an isolinear rod. If I'm not back within 78 hours, I want you to take that rod... and eat it.
Dr. Bashir: Eat it?
Garak: Mm.
Dr. Bashir: You're joking.
Garak: Yes, doctor, I am.
Garak: Like what?
Dr. Bashir: I don't know. Any unfinished business.
Garak: Actually, doctor, there is something.
Dr. Bashir: What?
Garak: If you go to my quarters and examine the bulkhead next to the replicator, you'll notice there's a false panel. Behind that panel is a compartment containing an isolinear rod. If I'm not back within 78 hours, I want you to take that rod... and eat it.
Dr. Bashir: Eat it?
Garak: Mm.
Dr. Bashir: You're joking.
Garak: Yes, doctor, I am.
Video Games
King Harkinian: Zelda, Duke Onkled is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon. I'm going to Gamelon to aid him.
Princess Zelda: But father, what if something happens to you?
King Harkinian: I'll take the Triforce of Courage to protect me. If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link!
Princess Zelda: But father, what if something happens to you?
King Harkinian: I'll take the Triforce of Courage to protect me. If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link!
Western Animation
"If I don't survive, tell my wife 'hello'."
— Neutral Alien, Futurama
"I'm off to see a man about a tunnel brush... an internet man. If I'm not back in an hour... (Beat) call the police!"
— Greg to Steven, Steven Universe, "Keystone Motel"
Shmandorian Sergeant #1: [holding on in a person chain] Ah! I—I'm slipping! [loses grip] Tell my wife I love her!
Shmandorain Sergeant #2: OK! [lets go and dials phone] Hi! Your husband loves you!
