ALWAYS LISTEN TO A HOT BABE. THAT'S THE LAW. BEEP BLIP BEEP.
Why rule through fear when you can rule through boners?
— Ellen, Questionable Content
I agree with Mai's boobs.
— Joey Wheeler, Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series
Snake: You know what, I really don't think I should be trusting you —
EVA: But I gave you a gun! And I still have boobs!
Snake: Okay, good enough
EVA: But I gave you a gun! And I still have boobs!
Snake: Okay, good enough
Yana: I think that bouncer liked me. I bet I can get us in.
Anthony: What, you think you're just going to smile at him and he'll fall on his knees and say yes to anything you want?
Yana: Pretty much.
Anthony: What, you think you're just going to smile at him and he'll fall on his knees and say yes to anything you want?
Yana: Pretty much.
— Fingerprints: Haunted
Amanda: I've got breasts, Chuck. I can make men do whatever I want. I could even make you punch yourself for a peek at these.
Chuck: Please don't make me do that.
Chuck: Please don't make me do that.
— Class Mishaps
Simply put, bitches, I have boobs, I MAKE THE RULES!!
Hitsugaya: YOUR BOOBS ARE NOT AN ALL-PURPOSE PROBLEM SOLVER!
Matsumoto: Really? But they've always worked in the past.
Matsumoto: Really? But they've always worked in the past.
Hum. I'd never considered the theological power of your breasts, my dear. If there were a Church devoted to them, perhaps you'd make a theist out of me after all.
— Lightsong, Warbreaker
Silly little planet. Could rule the place with the right set of mammary glands.
— Serleena, Men in Black II
"TV Show-Picard would've tried to convince the Ba'ku to leave! Maybe even called 'em selfish pricks for hogging all the radiation for themselves! The Indians actually have more rights than the Ba'ku do 'cause they're Federation citizens!
But what the Indians didn't have was a MILF that wanted to sit on Picard's face and cocktease him the whole time."
But what the Indians didn't have was a MILF that wanted to sit on Picard's face and cocktease him the whole time."
"I'm really proud of my boobs, and I'm grateful that I've got a voluptuous chest. It has a lot of power."
— Helen Flanagan
Junpei: You're not affected by any of this at all, are you?
Akane: That's not true! Here, look, my heart is pounding so fast... Do you want to check it?
Akane: That's not true! Here, look, my heart is pounding so fast... Do you want to check it?
"No way! Titty Hypnosis?"
— Kazane Aoba, Keijo!!!!!!!!
"Okay, Christ, fine, I'll help you! But only 'cause you've got nice tits."
— Alucard, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged
Candy: I got fired once. I just kept showing up until I made myself expandable.
Linda: You mean indispensable?
Candy: No, I got a boob job and it totally expanded my horizons.
Linda: You mean indispensable?
Candy: No, I got a boob job and it totally expanded my horizons.
— Lucifer
"Security, ma'am. I'm sorry to disturb you, but we just intercepted a worker drone loading some gynoids for shipment to Antarctica. He refuses to show his identicard and claims the manifest is classified under your orders. As you know we've had some unaccounted stock shrinkage and—"
"You don't need to see his identification," said Annika, leaning towards the camera eye. "These aren't the droids you're looking for. He can go about his business."
"These aren't the droids we're looking for," intoned the guard stupidly, his gaze fixed on Annika's breasts. "He can go about his business."
"You don't need to see his identification," said Annika, leaning towards the camera eye. "These aren't the droids you're looking for. He can go about his business."
"These aren't the droids we're looking for," intoned the guard stupidly, his gaze fixed on Annika's breasts. "He can go about his business."
"It doesn’t matter who you are or what you do...men like breasts, and that’s the way it works. They like breasts and they like looking at them. It calms them and quiets them. It’s like a mace shot without all the rolling around and screaming. Men like looking at breasts, especially the cleavage. The cleavage... Thrusting it out at me... Making me do things... Making me listen to you..."
— Dave Attell
Needy Lesnicky: How are you going to get alcohol?
Jennifer Check: I'll just play Hello Titty with the bartender.
Jennifer Check: I'll just play Hello Titty with the bartender.
"When you've got tits like mine you only have to tease— boys'll do just about anything if they think they might get a taste."
Ed: What makes you think you just can walk in there and get what you want?
Erin: They're called boobs, Ed.
(810): The power of my boobs compel you
#repeat #but the power of fang's boobs does compel me #so here it is again
Hot Space Babe: You will be tried for your crimes. First you must follow me.
Captain Quirk: I refuse!
Hot Space Babe: Can you refuse these? (yanks down bra)
Dr. McJoy: Woah, Sperm! Look at those tits! How can the captain refuse them?
Mr. Sperm: Indeed, doctor.
Hot Space Babe: Follow me, Quirk—unless these don't interest you.
Dr. McJoy: No, no, you must stay back! Stay here!
(Sperm and Boner restrain the captain, who struggles desperately against their grip)
Captain Quirk: Let..me go! I must...suck...those tits!
— Sex Trek III: The Wrath of Bob
Jamie: My boobs have been nothing but trouble lately. I'm hiding them until people stop treating me differently because of them.
Jameson: Aw, I'm sorry to hear that, sweetie. That'll be $3.15
Jamie: Huh? I thought this drink was $2.50?
Jameson: [shrugging] Well, normally it would be, but...
Jamie: You've been giving me a boob discount?!
Jameson: Aw, I'm sorry to hear that, sweetie. That'll be $3.15
Jamie: Huh? I thought this drink was $2.50?
Jameson: [shrugging] Well, normally it would be, but...
Jamie: You've been giving me a boob discount?!
