Comic Books
John Constantine: Your very good health, sir.
The First Of The Fallen: Quite.
[they both down their glasses]
The First Of The Fallen: Splendid. So that's what the old fool was up to, hmmm? Magic stout.
John Constantine: Yeah. The candles keep the spell going, you see. Stops the stout from changing back to holy water.
The First Of The Fallen: Really... what?
The First Of The Fallen: Quite.
[they both down their glasses]
The First Of The Fallen: Splendid. So that's what the old fool was up to, hmmm? Magic stout.
John Constantine: Yeah. The candles keep the spell going, you see. Stops the stout from changing back to holy water.
The First Of The Fallen: Really... what?
— Hellblazer: A Drop Of The Hard Stuff
Comic Strips
"What the? This is lemonade! Where's my culture of ameobic dysentery?"
— Scientist, The Far Side
Fan Works
Yuuka: By the way, doesn't this tea taste a bit strange?
Alice: Oh, that's the black tea Marisa made with mushrooms.
Yuuka: Black tea... mushrooms!?
Alice: Apparently, it's good for your health. I've never drank it, though.
Yuuka: Eh... it's safe to drink this, right!?
Alice: I don't know.
Yuuka: Hey! This was given to you, so you drink it!
Alice: No way I'll drink that suspicious stuff!
Alice: Oh, that's the black tea Marisa made with mushrooms.
Yuuka: Black tea... mushrooms!?
Alice: Apparently, it's good for your health. I've never drank it, though.
Yuuka: Eh... it's safe to drink this, right!?
Alice: I don't know.
Yuuka: Hey! This was given to you, so you drink it!
Alice: No way I'll drink that suspicious stuff!
—Omoito Drei
Film — Animation
"Found those by the creek, did you? They're nightshade berries. They're poisonous!"
— Princess Merida, Brave
Film — Live-Action
"I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said... 'I drank what?'"
— Chris Knight, Real Genius
Austin: [after accidentally drinking out of Fat Bastard's stool sample] This coffee tastes like shit!
Basil: It is shit, Austin.
Austin: Oh... then it's not just me. [drinks some more] It's a bit nutty.
Basil: It is shit, Austin.
Austin: Oh... then it's not just me. [drinks some more] It's a bit nutty.
— Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Wadsworth: And monkey's brains, though popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often to be found in Washington D.C.
Mr. Green: [looking sick] Is that what we ate?
Mr. Green: [looking sick] Is that what we ate?
— Clue
Literature
"Ah! Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans! I was unfortunate enough in my youth to come across a vomit-flavored one, and since then I'm afraid I've rather lost my liking for them — but I think I'll be safe with a nice toffee, don't you?"
[Dumbledore] smiled and popped the golden-brown bean into his mouth. Then he choked and said, "Alas! Ear wax!"
[Dumbledore] smiled and popped the golden-brown bean into his mouth. Then he choked and said, "Alas! Ear wax!"
Little Baa Baa: It looks a bit like pee.
Quirky Turkey: It looks like lemonade to me.
Little Baa Baa: Are you sure it's lemonade?
Quirky Turkey: Yes, it's lemonade.
Little Baa Baa: That's fresh.
Quirky Turkey: And squeezed.
Little Baa Baa: And delicious.
Quirky Turkey: And free.
Little Baa Baa: To sheep.
Quirky Turkey: And turkeys.
Little Baa Baa: You're a turkey.
Quirky Turkey: I am a turkey.
Little Baa Baa: Who likes lemonade?
Quirky Turkey: Who loves lemonade!
Little Baa Baa: Then... why don't you help yourself?
Quirky Turkey: Don't mind if I do! [drinks it] Ohhh no, I forgot. It was pee!
Quirky Turkey: It looks like lemonade to me.
Little Baa Baa: Are you sure it's lemonade?
Quirky Turkey: Yes, it's lemonade.
Little Baa Baa: That's fresh.
Quirky Turkey: And squeezed.
Little Baa Baa: And delicious.
Quirky Turkey: And free.
Little Baa Baa: To sheep.
Quirky Turkey: And turkeys.
Little Baa Baa: You're a turkey.
Quirky Turkey: I am a turkey.
Little Baa Baa: Who likes lemonade?
Quirky Turkey: Who loves lemonade!
Little Baa Baa: Then... why don't you help yourself?
Quirky Turkey: Don't mind if I do! [drinks it] Ohhh no, I forgot. It was pee!
"You absolute madwoman. Can't believe I ate a whole bowl of nun..."
— Ianthe, Harrow the Ninth
Live-Action TV
"I ate a pig?! Was it cooked and called bacon?"
— Xander Harris, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "The Pack"
Video Games
"Attention all UNSC troops. Just wanted you to know that the "unspoiled" rations you "miraculously" discovered last week were given some extra special seasonings by my good pal Jiplick. Hope they were tasty!"
"Meol... is sin eater? Wicked white, we all scoffed the stuff without a second thought... I never got near as much as the others, but... ugh. Heh... The bitter greens and bony fish I got by on don't seem so bad no more...
—Kai-Shirr, Final Fantasy XIV Shadowbringers
Webcomics
Gordon Noble: Thaddeus, what did I just drink?
Thaddeus Euphemism: You drank that!?!
Gordon Noble: Yeah. I was really thirsty and I thought it was Gatorade...
Thaddeus Euphemism: [looking nervous] Well, it certainly wasn't a dangerous gene-altering chemical that someone forgot to secure properly... ah heh...
Gordon Noble: Thaddeus... what did I just drink?
Thaddeus Euphemism: You drank that!?!
Gordon Noble: Yeah. I was really thirsty and I thought it was Gatorade...
Thaddeus Euphemism: [looking nervous] Well, it certainly wasn't a dangerous gene-altering chemical that someone forgot to secure properly... ah heh...
Gordon Noble: Thaddeus... what did I just drink?
Florence: This is good. What is it?
Winston: Puffed locust. Insects are healthier for you than meat. They're high protein, low fat, and as long as you stay away from the blood-suckers, aren't likely to carry pathogens that can jump the species barrier.
Florence: (thinking to herself) That's well thought-out, logical, and well reasoned. But it still doesn't change the fact that I just ate a bug!
Winston: Puffed locust. Insects are healthier for you than meat. They're high protein, low fat, and as long as you stay away from the blood-suckers, aren't likely to carry pathogens that can jump the species barrier.
Florence: (thinking to herself) That's well thought-out, logical, and well reasoned. But it still doesn't change the fact that I just ate a bug!
— Freefall
Edd: I wonder what's in cider?
Tord: Uh, the usual blood and guts, I guess...
Web Original
C-3PO: Sir! Sir! If you don't mind me asking... where did you get those apples?
Jon: [mouth full] Apple Planet. Infinite apples. Over there. [points to an apple-shaped planet]
C-3PO: Those are the inhabitants of the Apple Planet! Those are the Apple People, sir!
[Jon immediately spits out his mouthful of "food" in disgust]
Jon: [inner monologue, with horrified expression and blood dripping from his mouth] Oh, that's why they were screamin'...
Jon: [mouth full] Apple Planet. Infinite apples. Over there. [points to an apple-shaped planet]
C-3PO: Those are the inhabitants of the Apple Planet! Those are the Apple People, sir!
[Jon immediately spits out his mouthful of "food" in disgust]
Jon: [inner monologue, with horrified expression and blood dripping from his mouth] Oh, that's why they were screamin'...
— JonTron, Starcade
Superintendent Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite odd, Seymour.
Principal Skinner: Oh ho ho ho, no. That isn't hamburgers, it's my poop.
— This
parody of The Simpsons
parody of The SimpsonsStrong Bad: "Say there, Coach, would you like to try some of our free icèd-c-cream? It's got toasted coconut!"
Coach Z: "How could I refuse? I can't afford the money-cost variety!" (Coach Z takes the ice cream and starts pigging out on it.) "Oooh! Sweet mercy! This is orful!" (He keeps eating.)
Strong Bad: Aww, it's OK, Coach. You're the proud new eater of a healthy bowl of sour cream and The Cheat fur. (Strong Bad pulls away The Cheat's towel to reveal that he's been shaved from the waist down.)
Coach Z: "Hoo! I think I'm going to puke my pants!"
— Strong Bad Email, secret recipes
Mark: [to the Puppet figurine] Oh. You? You're the worst.
[Mark makes a gibberish noise while holding the figurine]
[Mark makes a gibberish noise while holding the figurine]
Mark: Look at slappy arms! Listen, buddy. Lis-
[Mark brings the action figure too close to his face and accidentally makes himself eat it, he cries out in shock]
[Mark brings the action figure too close to his face and accidentally makes himself eat it, he cries out in shock]
Mark: WHY DID- WHA... WHAT THE FUCK DID I EAT THAT?
Western Animation
"Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it... Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman Chili!"
— Eric Cartman, South Park, "Scott Tenorman Must Die"
"By the way, I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar."
— Zoidberg, Futurama
Lois: Peter, why are there so many bottles of milk in the refrigerator?
Peter: Oh, thanks for reminding me. Everyone, some of the milk in the fridge is not milk, it's horse sperm! I'm a horse breeder now!
[Stewie goes wide-eyed as he stares down at the "milk" in his cereal... then VERY slowly continues eating]
Peter: Oh, thanks for reminding me. Everyone, some of the milk in the fridge is not milk, it's horse sperm! I'm a horse breeder now!
[Stewie goes wide-eyed as he stares down at the "milk" in his cereal... then VERY slowly continues eating]
— Family Guy, "Family Gay"
Ron: OH, GREAT GOOGLY-MOOGLIES! WHAT'S IN MY MOUTH?
Prof. Akari: Toasted chili peppers...
Ron: Whew!
Prof. Akari: ...and mountain grasshoppers. Delicious, aren't they?
[Ron vomits out the jeep window]
Kim: Ron, maybe you should look before you eat.
Ron: Crunchy and spicy has never betrayed me like this before!
Prof. Akari: Toasted chili peppers...
Ron: Whew!
Prof. Akari: ...and mountain grasshoppers. Delicious, aren't they?
[Ron vomits out the jeep window]
Kim: Ron, maybe you should look before you eat.
Ron: Crunchy and spicy has never betrayed me like this before!
— Kim Possible, "The Full Monkey"
Grandpa Clyde: Bigfooooot! He's Bigfooooot!
He bathes in the water that you drink!
Holly: (Spit Take) Yuck!
He bathes in the water that you drink!
Holly: (Spit Take) Yuck!
Customer: That [chum] was appalling! What was in that?!
Plankton: Oh, the usual. Some jellyfish squeezings, whale blubber, seahorse snout, and a sprinkle of anchor rust.
Plankton: Oh, the usual. Some jellyfish squeezings, whale blubber, seahorse snout, and a sprinkle of anchor rust.
— SpongeBob SquarePants, "Spongicus"
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