"I know what it means to freeze to death
To lose a little life with every breath
To say goodbye to life on Earth
To come around again
Lord have mercy on the frozen man"
To lose a little life with every breath
To say goodbye to life on Earth
To come around again
Lord have mercy on the frozen man"
— James Taylor, "The Frozen Man"
"Stranger in a strange land
Land of ice and snow
Trapped inside this prison
Lost and far from home"
Land of ice and snow
Trapped inside this prison
Lost and far from home"
— Iron Maiden, "Stranger in a Strange Land"
"We love our little Johnny
He's the best little boy in all the world
And we wouldn't trade him for anything
That's how much we love him.
No, we couldn't live without him
So that's why, since he died,
We keep him safe in our G.E. freezer.
He's so good, so well-behaved,
Even better than before;
Oh, such a wonderful kid he is.
Alice and me, we'll never be lonely,
Never miss our little Johnny,
He'll never grow up and leave us
That's why we love him like we do."
He's the best little boy in all the world
And we wouldn't trade him for anything
That's how much we love him.
No, we couldn't live without him
So that's why, since he died,
We keep him safe in our G.E. freezer.
He's so good, so well-behaved,
Even better than before;
Oh, such a wonderful kid he is.
Alice and me, we'll never be lonely,
Never miss our little Johnny,
He'll never grow up and leave us
That's why we love him like we do."
— Mr. Mincemeat
"L'Enfant Glacé
When Baby's cries grew hard to bear
I popped him in the Frigidaire.
I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff.
My wife said: 'George, I'm so unhappé!'
Our darling's now completely frappé!"
When Baby's cries grew hard to bear
I popped him in the Frigidaire.
I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff.
My wife said: 'George, I'm so unhappé!'
Our darling's now completely frappé!"
— Harry Graham
"In cryo, you don't dream at all. It doesn't feel like six years — more like a fifth of tequila and an ass-kicking."
— Jake Sully, Avatar
Little Inmate: Hey, how come you just didn't get frozen? How come you didn't get frozen like Demolition Man?
Wesley Snipes: Well, it was a picture. It was a movie I was making, and uh, I—
Little Inmate: Maaaaaan, if I could get frozen like y', I'd come back in the year 2322! Cars be flyin'. You stupid, Wesley. You and Stallone should've got frozen like you did in that movie, come out, and beat up the cops 'cuz they don't know nothing 'bout what you do. You should've got frozen and came back when there's no such thing as taxes!
Big Inmate: I'da waited 'till the statute of limitations was up on the tax crap, Wesley... he's right! You i- you is stupid!
Wesley Snipes: Well, it was a picture. It was a movie I was making, and uh, I—
Little Inmate: Maaaaaan, if I could get frozen like y', I'd come back in the year 2322! Cars be flyin'. You stupid, Wesley. You and Stallone should've got frozen like you did in that movie, come out, and beat up the cops 'cuz they don't know nothing 'bout what you do. You should've got frozen and came back when there's no such thing as taxes!
Big Inmate: I'da waited 'till the statute of limitations was up on the tax crap, Wesley... he's right! You i- you is stupid!
"Man, can that guy ever not get frozen in ice?"
— Iron Man (regarding Captain America), MAD
Nick Fury: Look, I'm sorry about that little show back there, but we thought it best to break it to you slowly.
Steve Rogers: Break what?
Nick Fury: You've been asleep, Cap. For almost seventy years.
[A long pause as Steve takes in his surroundings and realization sets in]
Nick Fury: You gonna be okay?
Steve Rogers: Yeah... yeah, I just... I had a date.
Steve Rogers: Break what?
Nick Fury: You've been asleep, Cap. For almost seventy years.
[A long pause as Steve takes in his surroundings and realization sets in]
Nick Fury: You gonna be okay?
Steve Rogers: Yeah... yeah, I just... I had a date.
Tony Stark: Still you're pretty spry for an... older fellow. What's your thing? Pilates?
Steve Rogers: What?
Tony Stark: It's like calisthenics. You might have missed a couple things. You know, doin' time as a Cap-sicle.
Steve Rogers: What?
Tony Stark: It's like calisthenics. You might have missed a couple things. You know, doin' time as a Cap-sicle.
"I was frozen today!"
— Charlie Wilcox, Suburban Commando
"While the implant into the red demon was successful, the event seems to have caused the 'Iron Core' to deteriorate. The demon was cryogenically frozen, while the core had to undergo reinforcement procedures."
— Kozaky, Yu-Gi-Oh! TCG
"Everyone knows that freezing stuff doesn't work. I don't know why the Soylent Corporation bothered to buy up all those cryogenic storage companies."
— Gneelicks, Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space
"What do you call a frozen Communist? Hammer and pop-sicle."
"Aye, they're babes all right. Look at them, tasty as popsicles. As frozen too. These are suspended animation tubes."
— Squatty, Sex Trek: Where No Man Has Cum B4
"John Wayne's not dead; he's frozen! And as soon as we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off! You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15 million times; that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be!"''
— Denis Leary, "Asshole"
"Am I glad he's frozen in there and that we're out here, and that he's the sheriff, and that we're frozen out here, and that we're in there, and I just remembered, we're out here. What I wanna know is, where's the caveman?"
— Shaggy, The Misadventures of Skooks Part 3
"I have frozen myself so I may live to see the wonders of the future. Please thaw me out when robot wives are cheap and effective. P.S.: please alter my pants as fashion dictates."
—Jasper Beardley's note after freezing himself in the Kwik-e-Mart freezer, The Simpsons, "Lisa the Simpson"
