Brother: And Saint Attila raised the Hand Grenade up on high, saying:
"O Lord, bless this thy Hand Grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu..
Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother.
Brother: And the Lord spake, saying:
"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.
Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.
Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out.
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
Maynard: Amen.
"O Lord, bless this thy Hand Grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu..
Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother.
Brother: And the Lord spake, saying:
"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.
Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.
Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out.
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
Maynard: Amen.
"To a Space Marine the boltgun is far more than a weapon.
It is an instrument of Mankind's divinity, the bringer of death to his foes, whose howling blast is a prayer to the gods of battle."
It is an instrument of Mankind's divinity, the bringer of death to his foes, whose howling blast is a prayer to the gods of battle."
— The Codex Astartes, Warhammer 40,000
Fighter: Well, now what?
Sarda: Now you don't attack things from orbit with the arsenal of Heaven.
Red Mage: Aww man! Heaven's got the best weapons.
Sarda: Now you don't attack things from orbit with the arsenal of Heaven.
Red Mage: Aww man! Heaven's got the best weapons.
KA...ME...HA...ME...CHRIST!
— Graham and Paul Let's Play: Dante's Inferno
SMITE EVIL!
— countless paladins (samurai?), The Order of the Stick and just as many Dungeons & Dragons campaigns
"Light can do a lot of things. It can illuminate. It can welcome. It can warm. As it turns out, it can also make laser beams that slice through protosteel."
"We flash forward years later, and the Christians are mounting a rebellion against the Japanese Empire, fueled only by their faith and resolve... and Holy Firebombs, of course."
—Bennett the Sage, Ninja Resurrection
Hallelujah!
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Blinded by the Light has a whole new meaning.
— Flavour Text of the Pillar of Light magic, Dawn of the Dragons
I send the pestilence and plague
into your house, into your bed
into your streams, into your streets
into your drink, into your bread
upon your cattle, upon your sheep
upon your oxen in your field
into your dreams, into your sleep
until you break, until you yield
I send The Swarm, I send the horde
Thus saith the Lord
into your house, into your bed
into your streams, into your streets
into your drink, into your bread
upon your cattle, upon your sheep
upon your oxen in your field
into your dreams, into your sleep
until you break, until you yield
I send The Swarm, I send the horde
Thus saith the Lord
—The Prince of Egypt, The Plagues
Heinkel: Isn't zat one of ze nails that pierced Christ's body?
Yumi: Haaaaaiii. (Yup.)
Heinkel: From ze "Don't Fuck With This" Armory?
Yumi: Haaaaaiii. (Yuup.)
Heinkel: Vere zey keep ze Ark Of ze Covenant, ze Dead Sea Scrolls, znd ze Actual Body of Christ?!
Yumi: HAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIII. (YuuuP.)
Yumi: Haaaaaiii. (Yup.)
Heinkel: From ze "Don't Fuck With This" Armory?
Yumi: Haaaaaiii. (Yuup.)
Heinkel: Vere zey keep ze Ark Of ze Covenant, ze Dead Sea Scrolls, znd ze Actual Body of Christ?!
Yumi: HAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIII. (YuuuP.)
"I will kill. I will let live. I will harm and heal. None will escape me. None will escape my sight.
Be crushed.
I welcome those who have grown old and those who have lost.
Devote yourself to me, learn from me, and obey me.
Rest. Do not forget song, do not forget prayer, and do not forget me.
I am light and relieve you of all your burdens.
Do not pretend. Retribution for forgiveness, betrayal for trust, despair for hope, darkness for light, dark death for the living.
Relief is in my hands. I will add oil to your sins and leave a mark.
Eternal life is given through death.
— Ask for forgiveness here. I, the incarnation, will swear.
— Kyrie eleison."
Be crushed.
I welcome those who have grown old and those who have lost.
Devote yourself to me, learn from me, and obey me.
Rest. Do not forget song, do not forget prayer, and do not forget me.
I am light and relieve you of all your burdens.
Do not pretend. Retribution for forgiveness, betrayal for trust, despair for hope, darkness for light, dark death for the living.
Relief is in my hands. I will add oil to your sins and leave a mark.
Eternal life is given through death.
— Ask for forgiveness here. I, the incarnation, will swear.
— Kyrie eleison."
— Kotomine Kirei, Baptismal Rite, Heaven's Feel Route, Fate/stay night
