QUIMBY NEPHEW CHARGED IN BEATING; CHOWDER SAID WRONG
— Springfield Shopper headline, The Simpsons
The great state of Vermont will not apologize for its cheeses!
— Sen. Ortolan Finisterre, Thank You for Smoking
Yup. Even the gas stations are nicer in Vermont.
— Billboard for a regional convenience store chain, on US Route 4 between Whitehall, NY and the state line.note
Larry Barrucci: So you guys are from Boston, huh? Did ya leave ya cahh inna pahkin' laht?
Pittsy: What're you, some kinda fuckin' fuck?
Pittsy: What're you, some kinda fuckin' fuck?
— The Punisher (MAX) #2
Down by the rivah
Down by the banks of the Rivah Chahles
(Aww, that's wheah it's happenin' baby)
That's wheah yeh'll find meh
Along with the lovahs, muggahs and thieves
(Aww, but theyah good people)
Well I love that dirteh watah
Oh, Bahstin, youah mah home.
Down by the banks of the Rivah Chahles
(Aww, that's wheah it's happenin' baby)
That's wheah yeh'll find meh
Along with the lovahs, muggahs and thieves
(Aww, but theyah good people)
Well I love that dirteh watah
Oh, Bahstin, youah mah home.
— The Standells (who were from Los Angeles), "Dirty Water"
You'd be surprised at the number of people who don't want to live in Maine.
— Don, The Moon is Blue
To foreigners, a Yankee is an American. To Americans, a Yankee is a Northerner. To Northerners, a Yankee is an Easterner. To Easterners, a Yankee is a New Englander. To New Englanders, a Yankee is a Vermonter. And in Vermont, a Yankee is somebody who eats pie for breakfast.
