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"I am the Emergency Homophobic Hologram!"
Molly: I haven’t even told you the best part yet. I referred to [Libby] as my best friend earlier, but as of three months ago we started going out, officially making us girlfriends! *squees*
(Stunned Silence)
Ashley: .....Oh Molly, they got to you.
Molly: .....W-What?
Ashley: It’s OK though. I can tell my parents about this and then they can talk with your parents so they can find a way to help you.
Molly: Help me with what? What are you talking about?
Ashley: *heavy sigh* .... Molly, you and your friend Libby have been groomed and brainwashed into believing that you're gay.
(Stunned Silence)
Ashley: .....Oh Molly, they got to you.
Molly: .....W-What?
Ashley: It’s OK though. I can tell my parents about this and then they can talk with your parents so they can find a way to help you.
Molly: Help me with what? What are you talking about?
Ashley: *heavy sigh* .... Molly, you and your friend Libby have been groomed and brainwashed into believing that you're gay.
Film — Live-Action
Dan White: Society can't exist without the family.
Harvey Milk: We're not against that.
White: Can two men reproduce?
Milk: No, but God knows we keep trying.
Harvey Milk: We're not against that.
White: Can two men reproduce?
Milk: No, but God knows we keep trying.
—Milk
"Through this material, today's youth can be stimulated to sexual activities for which he has no legitimate outlet. He is even enticed to enter the world of Homosexuals, Lesbians, Sadists, Masochists, and other sex deviants. The psychiatric terms for these unnatural sex acts are unknown to most decent adults in our country. But through these solicitous materials, these abnormalities are corrupting the minds and the hearts of our children. Perversion for profit!"
— George Putnam, arguing for censorship in Perversion for Profit (1965)
"I will not sit back and watch my only son become a cock-sucker!"
—Colonel Frank Fitts, American Beauty
"Boys! Don't you see how sad and pathetic you all are? Always wanting something you can't have. If I catch you looking at another man like that ever again, you'll be watching sports... the whole weekend!"
—Mike, But I'm a Cheerleader
Sergeant Cook: See, I don't think Billy Lynch had anything to do with the murder. I kinda see it different.
Detective Joe Carlson: Oh, is that right? And how is that?
Cook: Well, for one thing, Miss Roberts caught Julie and the boy in the sack together. That kinda weakens the fag story.
Carlson: The victim was a fag, the coach is a fag, and the kid is a fag. He grew up without a father, with only women around. That's a classic case, Cook.
Detective Joe Carlson: Oh, is that right? And how is that?
Cook: Well, for one thing, Miss Roberts caught Julie and the boy in the sack together. That kinda weakens the fag story.
Carlson: The victim was a fag, the coach is a fag, and the kid is a fag. He grew up without a father, with only women around. That's a classic case, Cook.
"Do you know that homosexuals are very, very sick? Do you know that, Billy?"
—Cheryl Roberts, Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker
Live-Action TV
I don't know if watching Chaz Bono will turn your kids into transsexuals, but I'm pretty sure that letting them watch Keith Ablow will turn them into assholes.
President Jed Bartlet: I like your show. I like how you call homosexuality "an abomination".
Dr. Jenna Jacobs: I don't say homosexuality is an abomination, Mr. President. The Bible does.
Bartlet: Yes, it does. Leviticus.
Jacobs: 18:22.
Bartlet: Chapter and verse. I wanted to ask you a couple of questions while I had you here. I'm interested in selling my youngest daughter into slavery as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. She's a Georgetown sophomore, speaks fluent Italian, always cleared the table when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be? While thinking about that, can I ask another? My Chief of Staff Leo McGarry insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly says he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or is it OK to call the police? Here's one that's really important, 'cause we've got a lot of sports fans in this town: Touching the skin of a dead pig makes one unclean. Leviticus 11:7. If they promise to wear gloves, can the Washington Redskins still play football? Can Notre Dame? Can West Point? Does the whole town really have to be together to stone my brother John for planting different crops side by side? Can I burn my mother in a small family gathering for wearing garments made from two different threads? Think about those questions, would you? One last thing: While you may be mistaking this for your monthly meeting of the Ignorant Tight-Ass Club, in this building, when the President stands, nobody sits.
Dr. Jenna Jacobs: I don't say homosexuality is an abomination, Mr. President. The Bible does.
Bartlet: Yes, it does. Leviticus.
Jacobs: 18:22.
Bartlet: Chapter and verse. I wanted to ask you a couple of questions while I had you here. I'm interested in selling my youngest daughter into slavery as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. She's a Georgetown sophomore, speaks fluent Italian, always cleared the table when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be? While thinking about that, can I ask another? My Chief of Staff Leo McGarry insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly says he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or is it OK to call the police? Here's one that's really important, 'cause we've got a lot of sports fans in this town: Touching the skin of a dead pig makes one unclean. Leviticus 11:7. If they promise to wear gloves, can the Washington Redskins still play football? Can Notre Dame? Can West Point? Does the whole town really have to be together to stone my brother John for planting different crops side by side? Can I burn my mother in a small family gathering for wearing garments made from two different threads? Think about those questions, would you? One last thing: While you may be mistaking this for your monthly meeting of the Ignorant Tight-Ass Club, in this building, when the President stands, nobody sits.
—The West Wing, "The Midterms"
Video Games
Nene: W-What ...?? GAYS!? What the FUCK!? I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE.
Darnell: NO NENE, DON'T JUMP—
*splatter*
Darnell: Aaand that's 10.
Pico: You. You fool. Nene was extremely homophobic. You knew that.
Darnell: NO NENE, DON'T JUMP—
*splatter*
Darnell: Aaand that's 10.
Pico: You. You fool. Nene was extremely homophobic. You knew that.
Okay... *ahem*... The traditions of the village said that love was only between a human man and a human woman. The idea of two women together, much less humankind and wolfkin, sent their ignorant minds into a frenzy. Enraged, the villagers sent a mob led by their most dangerous woodsman after them. Could the two lovers overcome the forces of hatred set against them?
Webcomics
Homosexuality is a mockery of the natural order. In that respect it is very much like sorcery. We, the Knighthood, are opposed to anything that is against the natural order!
Web Original
Wake up. Moisturize. Exfoliate
Put on some techno music and call Brad.
Listen to Cher
Go to the wizard of the oz party
Protest No on Prop 8
Party party party
That is the real homosexual agenda. Politicians don't know what they are talking about.
Put on some techno music and call Brad.
Listen to Cher
Go to the wizard of the oz party
Protest No on Prop 8
Party party party
That is the real homosexual agenda. Politicians don't know what they are talking about.
Cislog Day 39: Food supplies running low. The trans hordes continue to circle below. All the shops have already been converted to hormone suppliers and binder trade programs. We may very well be the last cis people in this state, but I worry that the infection is spreading. My wife has already confided that she hates looking in the mirror because her reflection looks too feminine and I think she might be wearing multiple layers. She says its too cold for one, but it may be a sign of the infection. And… and… God help me… I couldn’t look down when I peed this morning…
That’s right, we’re being pulling into some terrifying, strange alternate reality in which everybody has equal civil rights and consenting adults whose actions have no effect on your life can do as they choose. Sounds pretty harrowing, doesn’t it?
I hate Hulk Hogan a little more today, because in my head, I’m singing “half-gay” to the tune of Cher’s “Half-Breed.”
—Michael K., "Hulk Hogan’s Sex Tape Is The Offensive Gift That Keeps On Offending"
, "Hulk Hogan’s Sex Tape Is The Offensive Gift That Keeps On Offending" Web Video
Brad Jones: (watching the film) I could go on and on with this, but here's where I stop.
Jeff: (in the film, at church) And what about the lifestyles of these popular artists? Some are admitted homosexuals!
Brad: Kid... go fuck yourself. Your decision is to not listen to rock music, fine. My decision is that I don't have to listen to any more of what you have to say, because as soon as you bring your homophobic beliefs into this one-sided conversation, I am done with you.
Jeff: (in the film, at church) And what about the lifestyles of these popular artists? Some are admitted homosexuals!
Brad: Kid... go fuck yourself. Your decision is to not listen to rock music, fine. My decision is that I don't have to listen to any more of what you have to say, because as soon as you bring your homophobic beliefs into this one-sided conversation, I am done with you.
Western Animation
Mr. Garrison: Stanley, gay people... well, gay people are evil. Evil right down to their cold black hearts, which pump not blood like yours and mine, but rather a thick vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains, which becomes the cause of their Naziesque patterns of violent behaviour. Do you understand?
Stan: ...I guess.
Garrison: Good. I'm glad we could have this little talk, Stanley. Now you go outside and practice football like a good little heterosexual.
Stan: ...I guess.
Garrison: Good. I'm glad we could have this little talk, Stanley. Now you go outside and practice football like a good little heterosexual.
