Ax: <Marco, do you realize that there is a large amphibian on your head?>
Tobias: <It's a bullfrog, Ax-man.>
Bullfrog: Gree-deep.
Marco: Oh, man. I think it just peed on me.
—Animorphs #51: The Absolute
Diane: HOW LONG HAS YOUR HAT BEEN A LIVE RACCOON?
Molly: Really, you didn't know? I thought everybody knew. We were being so obvious about it.
—Lumberjanes #5