Quotes / Hassle-Free Hotwire

Stewie: Quick! Hotwire the car!
Brian: "Hotwire"? I don't even pump my own gas!

— Family Guy

Deeks: What if there's no keys in it??
Kensi: We hotwire it.

[Deeks stares at her in disbelief]
Kensi: Oh come on, please don't tell me you can't hotwire a car.
Deeks: I'm a cop, we stop people from doing that. What? I'm sorry if my father didn't spend the weekends teaching me how to be Jason Bourne!

—NCIS: Los Angeles

[McClane and Zeus break into a car]
John McClane: You know how to hot-wire this thing?
Zeus: Of course I can, I'm an electrician. Only problem is...
[Zeus jams his pliers into the ignition and starts the car]
Zeus: ...it takes too fuckin' long.

—Die Hard with a Vengeance

Diane: Can't you hotwire it?
Eddie: (snorts) You watch way too many films.

—For My Brother

Wow. I’ve never hot-wired a hydrofoil before. That was easy!

—Pirate Captain, The Venture Bros., "Ghosts of the Sargasso"

Galatea: Get me up into space so I can get them back!

Ahem: She didn't leave me the keys!

Galatea: Keys. Of course it takes keys. Ugh! C'mon inside. I'll have it... What's Molly's term?... "hotwired" in ten minutes.

—The Inexplicable Adventures of Bob!, Sept. 3, 2013