"All Mommy wanted was a backrub."
— Printed on Fun T-Shirts for babies
"For the last 10 years, I've gotten a massage every Monday night, and afterward we turn on the TV and watch The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air."
— Kathy Smith
"Expecting a happy ending, Hughie? I'm sorry; it ain't that kind of massage parlor."
— Billy Butcher, The Boys (2019), "We Gotta Go Now"
