Did you ever notice that Darkwing and Donald and Daisy and Pooh
Are all doing something that you shouldn't do?
Tigger and Bonkers, Chip and Baloo,
Even the nephews are doing it too,
They're doing the No-Pants Dance!
Dooby-dooby-doo-doo, the No-Pants Dance!
Donald and Daisy, what are they, crazy?
Did they forget, or are they just lazy?
Are they embarrassed, but don't take it cold
Did they forget, or are they just bold?
Doing the No-Pants Dance!
Dooby-dooby-doo-doo, the No-Pants Dance!
All your favorite Toons are doing the No-Pants Dance!
Try and put some clothes on!
They don't wear pants, so why should you?
Well you don't always do what the cartoons do!
They're doing the No-Pants Dance!
Dooby-dooby-doo-doo, the No-Pants Dance!
They may be crazy, they may be fun,
But wearin' no pants ain't for everyone!
Everybody's doin', doin' the No-Pants Dance,
Now that's just silly!
Everybody's doin', doin' the No-Pants Dance,
Somebody should tell 'em!
Everybody's doin', doin' the No-Pants Dance!
Are all doing something that you shouldn't do?
Tigger and Bonkers, Chip and Baloo,
Even the nephews are doing it too,
They're doing the No-Pants Dance!
Dooby-dooby-doo-doo, the No-Pants Dance!
Donald and Daisy, what are they, crazy?
Did they forget, or are they just lazy?
Are they embarrassed, but don't take it cold
Did they forget, or are they just bold?
Doing the No-Pants Dance!
Dooby-dooby-doo-doo, the No-Pants Dance!
All your favorite Toons are doing the No-Pants Dance!
Try and put some clothes on!
They don't wear pants, so why should you?
Well you don't always do what the cartoons do!
They're doing the No-Pants Dance!
Dooby-dooby-doo-doo, the No-Pants Dance!
They may be crazy, they may be fun,
But wearin' no pants ain't for everyone!
Everybody's doin', doin' the No-Pants Dance,
Now that's just silly!
Everybody's doin', doin' the No-Pants Dance,
Somebody should tell 'em!
Everybody's doin', doin' the No-Pants Dance!
— Toon Disney music video The No Pants Dance
Tails: WHY IS NOBODY QUESTIONING THE FACT THAT OUR PENISES ARE INVISIBLE?!
Knuckles: Hey, when you've got something good in life, ya never question it.
Tails: HOW IS HAVING AN INVISIBLE WIENER SOMETHING GOOD IN LIFE?!
Knuckles: Do we have to wear pants?
Tails: Oh, okay, that's a good point.
Knuckles: Hey, when you've got something good in life, ya never question it.
Tails: HOW IS HAVING AN INVISIBLE WIENER SOMETHING GOOD IN LIFE?!
Knuckles: Do we have to wear pants?
Tails: Oh, okay, that's a good point.
"See, instead of wearing a scarf, maybe he should've worn some pants!"
— Jason Marsden as the Blam! announcer doing color commentary on clips from the Donald Duck cartoon The Hockey Champ
"Cartoon bears never wear pants!"
— Cleveland, The Cleveland Show
(under the effects of a G-Rated Drug) "It might just be the medicine, but are you naked? (looks around) ...Oh, we're all naked!"
— Skipper, The Penguins of Madagascar
"[The badger has] A waistcoat, but no trousers?"
"It's very impolite to take notice."
"It's very impolite to take notice."
"...Why aren't you wearing any pants?!"
"But... this is my regular outfit. I don't know what else to wear."
"But... this is my regular outfit. I don't know what else to wear."
Spike: C'mon, you guys, let me in!
Rainbow Dash: Sure thing Spike.
Rarity: Heavens no, we're getting dressed!
Applejack: Beg your pardon Rarity but uh, we don't normally wear clothes.
"Yeah, I'm not so sure about this 'no pants' thing. Getting drafts where drafts should not be gotten."
— Michelle, newly transformed sphinx, Skin Deep
"Okay, fine... but I'm not wearing any pants!"
— Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic Boom, My Fair Sticksy
"Day Three: The cold is unbearable. For the first time in my life, I actually considered wearing pants! Desperate times indeed."
— Miles "Tails" Prower, Sonic Boom, Blackout
Blue Pi'illo: Another, yellow, in the nude...
Starlow: HEY NOW! Who's nude?! Open your eyes! I have SHOES!
”Poor guy has to stand there without any shorts for all eternity. Wait... where are my shorts?!”
— Cranky villager, Animal Crossing: New Horizons
"Porky Pig doesn't even wear pants, and he's less problematic than [Pepé Le Pew] — and Porky, the problem isn't that you're not wearing bottoms. It's that you're wearing a top. It's both or neither, buddy."
"She made you [learn to cook], huh? I see who wears the pants in this family."
(Beat Panel where Hilde turns her head to the side, just barely missing an Aside Glance)
"You know, I never understood where that expression came from."
(Beat Panel where Hilde turns her head to the side, just barely missing an Aside Glance)
"You know, I never understood where that expression came from."
Jacqueline: That Disney movie where Robin Hood is a fox. When you were little, did you think he was handsome? And then, like, your crotch gets a headache?
Kimmy: Are you kidding? That voice, and how he didn’t wear pants...
Kimmy: Are you kidding? That voice, and how he didn’t wear pants...
Patrick: Ooh! I want to be the mom!
SpongeBob: I don’t think you can be the mom, Patrick, because you never wear a shirt.
Patrick: You’re right. If I was a mom, [camera pans to reveal his hairy, overweight body] this would be kind of shocking. [Beat] JUST CALL ME DADDY!
— SpongeBob SquarePants, “Rock-a-Bye Bivalve”
(commenting on his Space Ranger outfit, which does not include pants) "You know, I never wear pants, but it suddenly feels weird to not be wearing pants. Does it look weird without pants?"
— Sox, Lightyear
Darnold Duck: No wonder they call you Goony! The way you think... the way you're dressed... you sure are goony, boy!
Goony: The way I think! The way I dress! Hah! You should talk! [...] Next time you talk about the way I think... the way I dress... just make sure you haven't forgotten, as you seem to forget most every time I see you... make sure you haven't forgotten tuh put on yawr pants! (Most shameful thing I ever seen!)
— MAD #19, "Mickey Rodent"
Pit: So, you're not gonna rock the bottomless look?
Marion: I am used to wearing pants, thanks.
Marion: I am used to wearing pants, thanks.
"The very first thing you see when you boot up the game is that you are fully cheeked up."
— Dark Tark on Pseudoregalia
on PseudoregaliaClaw: Why are you wearing human clothes? Remove them!
Kimba: B-b-but it's rude to be around people without pants on!
Kimba: B-b-but it's rude to be around people without pants on!
— Kimba the White Lion (original manga)
