Charlotte: This is gay porn.
Miranda: What was your first clue?
Charlotte: You said we were watching a independent film. I brought biscotti.
Carrie: Relax. I've watched it already, and I'm telling you this is really funny.
Samantha: See? That's the way to do it. No "I love you", just good old fashioned fucking.
Miranda: What was your first clue?
Charlotte: You said we were watching a independent film. I brought biscotti.
Carrie: Relax. I've watched it already, and I'm telling you this is really funny.
Samantha: See? That's the way to do it. No "I love you", just good old fashioned fucking.
— Sex and the City, "All That Glitters"
Spike: Most people don't use their tongues to say hello. Or I guess they do but—
Buffy: There were no tongues. Besides, he's gone.
Spike: Oh, just popped in for a quickie, then?
Buffy: Good, good. I haven't had enough jealous vampire crap for one night.
Spike: He wears lifts, you know.
Buffy: You know, one of these days I'm just gonna put you two in a room and let you wrestle it out.
Spike: No problems at this end.
Buffy: [her eyes widen with excitement] There could be oil of some kind involved.
Buffy: There were no tongues. Besides, he's gone.
Spike: Oh, just popped in for a quickie, then?
Buffy: Good, good. I haven't had enough jealous vampire crap for one night.
Spike: He wears lifts, you know.
Buffy: You know, one of these days I'm just gonna put you two in a room and let you wrestle it out.
Spike: No problems at this end.
Buffy: [her eyes widen with excitement] There could be oil of some kind involved.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Chosen"
"I hope you both look good with your shirts off."
— Kay, The Black Dahlia
Men everywhere are reporting higher self-confidence and less stress as their peers stopped making fun of them and started fucking them.
Women are reporting no differences, except the occasional show when two guys start to make out.
— Dysmorph: A Sinful Story of Change (Ending 18: Hell on... Earth?)
