You've got your H.P. Lovecraft
Your Edgar Allan Poe
You've got your unkind of ravens and your murder of crows
Catty eyelashes and your Dracula cape
Been flashing triple A passes at the cemetery gates
'Cause you're so dark, babe
But I want you hard
— "You're So Dark", Arctic Monkeys
Glen: Get this crap the hell out of the garage, Todd!
Todd a.k.a. Azrael Abyss: No!
Glen's Friend: Yeah, I gotta park my sweet Jeep Grand Cherokee!
Azrael: You can't park in here! This is our Sinister Tomb of Dark Madness! (Glen and Friend look at each other in bewilderment)
Todd a.k.a. Azrael Abyss: No!
Glen's Friend: Yeah, I gotta park my sweet Jeep Grand Cherokee!
Azrael: You can't park in here! This is our Sinister Tomb of Dark Madness! (Glen and Friend look at each other in bewilderment)
— Saturday Night Live, "Goth Talk"
