Facial Hair Law: The style and amount of facial hair on any character will indicate alignment and general tendencies: goatees are either evil or poseurs, full beards are lovable big guys, long beards indicate wisdom, and scraggly, unkempt beards mean insanity. This is never more true than in fantasy games.
— Critical Miss, "The RPG Cliche List
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""What is wrong with them? They never listen to me! They only listen to that blue-suited blowhard! It's the mustache, I bet!"
— Robbie Rotten, LazyTown
"To have a beard is to rehearse
A battle with the universe."
A battle with the universe."
—Picnicface, Beard no Beard
Bibble: I'm Governor Sio Bibble, the Queen's trusted advisor.
Qui-Gon: Advisor? Hmmm. Does he have a goatee?
GM: Yes, actually, he does.
Qui-Gon: We keep an eye on him.
Dave: How can you have a goatee without shaving? Does it just materialize?
Male Helen: Well, yes. I'm evil.
Elan: You just executed him because I happened to have him tied up?
Vaarsuvius: Yes, but that mustache did not do him any favors either.
"Piper's son grows up to be the evil ruler of the world. ...And he looks hilariously like a member of Nickelback."
"Moral of the story: The thinner the mustache, the bigger the douchebag."
"Canada has gone bonkers! He has a muostash now and it's a thin pointy moustash not a cool one like cops in movies have, it's AN EVIL SORT OF MOUSSTASHCE!"
— South Italy in the Hetalia: Axis Powers= Troll Fic "Canada Goes Bonkers"
