(Pawn) is staggeringly ugly. (Pawn)'s face looks like a cross between a drawing by an untalented child, a malformed fetus in a jar of formaldehyde, and a piece of modern art. Others must exert conscious effort to look at (pawn) while conversing.
— Staggeringly Ugly trait, Rimworld
Kuwabara: (on Gonzo Tarukane) He’s too ugly to be a human.
Yusuke: He’s too ugly to be anything.
Yusuke: He’s too ugly to be anything.
Danny: Aw, man! Look at him, he doesn't even have a nose!
Arin: He's giant. (selects King Hippo)
King Hippo: (unintelligible roar)
Arin: (as Danny laughs) OH GOD. Oh, god! I guess we're doing the title bout.
Danny: (selecting) He literally just makes a fucking Godzilla noise!
Arin: Yeah, I kn—(laughs while Danny imitates King Hippo's roar) ...what shape would you say his head is?
Danny: (laughs) It's like, uh...
Arin: It's not head-shaped...
Danny: It's like...volcano.
Arin: He's giant. (selects King Hippo)
King Hippo: (unintelligible roar)
Arin: (as Danny laughs) OH GOD. Oh, god! I guess we're doing the title bout.
Danny: (selecting) He literally just makes a fucking Godzilla noise!
Arin: Yeah, I kn—(laughs while Danny imitates King Hippo's roar) ...what shape would you say his head is?
Danny: (laughs) It's like, uh...
Arin: It's not head-shaped...
Danny: It's like...volcano.
— Game Grumps, playing Punch-Out!! on the Wii
Kirito: Hey Skeletor, bit of career advice. Maybe you shouldn't treat your boss like she's a toddler playing in traffic. She can take care of herself just fine.
Kuradeel: What did you call me?!
Kirito: Oh, not a fan of that one? I have others. How about... *Talks Fast* You look like Benjamin Button fucked an old catchers mitt. Like four inches of face stretched over twelve inches of skull. Like a moldy Jack O' Lantern some frat guy barfed into and crushed against his head because he was SUPER drunk and thought it was a beer can and then immediately regretted every single life choice he ever made.
Kuradeel: ENOUGH! How dare you mock me in such a manner!
Kirito: Well, how would you like me to mock you then? I take requests.
Kuradeel: What did you call me?!
Kirito: Oh, not a fan of that one? I have others. How about... *Talks Fast* You look like Benjamin Button fucked an old catchers mitt. Like four inches of face stretched over twelve inches of skull. Like a moldy Jack O' Lantern some frat guy barfed into and crushed against his head because he was SUPER drunk and thought it was a beer can and then immediately regretted every single life choice he ever made.
Kuradeel: ENOUGH! How dare you mock me in such a manner!
Kirito: Well, how would you like me to mock you then? I take requests.
