"I have no idea how I get such beautiful women to sleep with me. I mean, look at me. Thank God I'm funny and rich."
"Baby, even the losers get lucky sometimes."
—Tom Petty, Even the Losers
Angelica's heart thumped as she remembered the first time she'd seen William. He had come into the room with an armful of books, stumbled over the carpet and dropped everything on the floor. He looked embarrassed as he gathered his books and his wits, launching into a lecture of which Angelica heard nothing. She was too busy memorising everything about him, from the tiny hairs disappearing up the sleeves of his shirt, to the way his black-rimmed glasses sat on his nose.
— Angeldust, a Story Within a Story in Messing Around by Rachel Flynn
"It’s just not fair how these nerds always get the hottest chicks."
"I love it when you talk nerdy to me."
— Sarada, I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again!
I am what happens when nerds are allowed to marry nerds and thus produce even more nerds, like nerdiness squared, like what happens when Seymour from Little Shop is allowed to hook up with Jordan from Real Genius. And if you got both those references, odds are good that you're a nerd, too.
