Prolonged exposure to SCP-078-J carriers results in an expansion of the larynx, a development of the sexual organs, an increase in bodily growth, and the sprouting of various hairs around the body, as well as a marked fondness towards SCP-078-J-1. Researchers agree this is totally gross.
— SCP-078-J
of the SCP Foundation
of the SCP FoundationJillian: Hey you guys! I thought it was us girls against the boys!
Shanelle: Jillian, one day you'll realize it's charitable to embrace the enemy.
Jett: In fact, like, embracing them is the really neeto part.
Jillian: Embracing boys? Ewww (gagging sounds), how totally yucky.
— Beverly Hills Teens, The Teen Cupnote
Bart:"Milhouse, we're living in the age of cooties. I can't believe the risk you're running!"
— The Simpsons, Bart's Friend Falls In Love
"I can't risk another girl!"
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons
