Father Ted: [pointing at the window and blubbering in horror and bewilderment] Wha?... Wha-wha, who!? Dougal, there were Chinese people there!
Father Dougal: Ohh right, yeah. [...] That's the Yin family. They're living over there in that old Chinatown area.
Father Ted: Chinatown area!? There's a Chinatown on Craggy Island? Dougal, I wouldn't have done a Chinaman impression if I knew a Chinaman was there to see me doing a Chinaman impression!
