Quotes / Gay Best Friend

Films — Live-Action

Giorgio: You like to meet nice girls? Elsbels?

Nicholas: Yeah, great.

Rob: Certainly not!

— Carry On Abroad

Live-Action TV

Captain Peacock (Baritone, speaks): Mr Humphries, are you free?
Mr Humphries (Falsetto, sings): I'm freeeee!

—Are You Being Served?

Vince's father: Must be a wonderful life, Hazel, all those boys. Never short of a joke, tremendous wit, all of them... always smiling, always laughing...
Hazel: Yes, and they make such good pets.

— Queer as Folk (UK)

"Ok, I just wanna state, for the record, that gay men are not human accessories. We do not exist to fill the fun hole in straight womens' lives."

—Hank St. Clare, Sirens (US)

Web Comics

"Hey everybody! Meet my lesbian! Ain't she neato?"

—Robin, Shortpacked!

Web Video

"My rights and dignity have been systematically marginalized... guuuurrrl."

—Rantasmo, Disney Needs More Gay with The Nostalgia Chick

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